Baby, it's cold outside.
- naomiwaits
- Jan 21
- 4 min read
I had been a little stumped this month thinking about a sequel to my previous blog post. Like everyone, my day to day is mundane. I think there's already a substantial population of talented and intelligent whores providing Twitter analysis of geopolitics and applied feminist theory and I don't have much to add to that milieu. Here are some things I am interested in right now.
Perfume
I've been getting into niche fragrances this year. I've been tempted by the flowery language used by perfumers as I love words... "a naughty flirtation of cherries bathed in liquor..." "a love spell of apricots..." jasmine, lavender and cashmeran, all these beautiful flowers and fruits, evocative and accessible for like 30 cents a spritz. As a literal whore, loving to spray myself with luxurious fragrance makes sense. I also love good cologne on a man.
Not getting mad in traffic anymore
I've been using my mindfulness skills to calm the fuck down. It can be difficult if you are, like me, a person who is kinda concerned about other people being mad at them, and therefore convinced any ambient honking is for you. But some deep breaths, and the recognition that it is absolutely silly for me to allow my blood pressure to rise one point, help.
Turning off the news
I found an elliptical machine behind a pole at my gym and I sprint for it bc it successfully blocks BOTH ceiling TVs subjecting me to a barrage of current events, which are typically bad. For instance, today Trump initiated immigration raids, decided he wants to rename the Gulf for some bizarre reason and villainously announced to the energy industry that it can for all intents and purposes freely work to render the earth completely fucking uninhabitable. I knew it was probably happening, but I can't unlearn that. I'm preserving my personal peace by limiting my exposure to such things. Because I can't be having a conniption every morning learning a new detail.
Hot tubs
You don't have to watch the TV in the hot tub! No current events! No email, it's too wet! You can lay back, enjoy the jets, and if you're smart, do some foreplay at the very least as you luxuriate in the hotel room you're sharing with your hooker (moi). I love hot tubs.
Dancing
They say not to tell people about your resolutions because you'll get dopamine from that interaction and not be able to generate enough to complete the resolution itself. Dunno if that's true, but I want to dance more in 2025. Just went to NYC and enjoyed some killer house music, doing it again this week, and loving the beat.
Hooker hangouts
This month I have made time to hang out with a few sex worker colleagues, all of whom have been exceptionally smart, charming, and all of the things you'd think of a person who gets paid to just... be there. Leona of the North in NJ was a spectacular Nordic blonde and Sophie Margiela is another preternaturally young looking sexy chick I met in Philadelphia. Looking to meet up with Vanessa Shaw from NYC by way of Jamaica as well as Cassie Eden in NJ in the coming weeks. I hope to turn these networking opportunities into lasting friendships. Sex work is kind of like the military, in that if you haven't been directly involved in it you may struggle to understand. So colleagues to share experiences with are a real resource. Which leads me to...
Duos
One duo planned with Sophie thus far and I'd love to aim for more. There's honestly nothing like the amplified feminine energy in a duo, and I am happy to be able to offer them now with this new beautiful partner!
Weed
Left a shoot at the Chelsea Hotel yesterday and strode down the street openly smoking a joint. My inner high school stoner girl is so happy to have this new freedom. Have been enjoying the extra sensual experience a pre session J provides and love to share if it enhances your experience.
Omakase
One night, my roommate just groans "fuck me up" and shows me an IG picture from the feed of Royal Izakawa in Philadelphia. I've been thinking of it ever since. This omakase restaurant was virtually impossible for Sophie to get in to but I've also heard good things about Hiroki. I think that the elegant tasting format of omakase lends itself to a langorous and sensual experience and I love being introduced to new dishes and ingredients as well as introduce other adventurous eaters to new foods. Obsessed with finding a partner to visit one of these establishments with, preferably while playing footsie and making some flirtatious leg touches under the table. Also a great idea for a fantastic, sexy meal before a night with a millionaire's duo (blonde and brunette)
Long bookings and overnights
There's nothing like early morning light beaming into your suite, dappling the skin of your lover, who proceeds to give you that good-good sloppy top dreams are made of, makes you cum and then brings you bacon from the hotel breakfast. Ditto for a couple glasses of red wine and a meal followed by pleasantly full yet vigorous lovemaking. Ditto a long naughty lunch where you're gone for several hours yet we don't eat.
Let me know if you'd like to join me for any of the experiences I mentioned, or you just smell real nice and have an envelope for me.
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