I'm Naomi Waits and I want to delight you.
I'm a little firecracker who shows up where you need me with a bag of tricks...
I spend my time traveling the Lehigh Valley, NYC metro and Philadelphia regions as well as DMTY/FMTY. While I'm often driving to meet clients close to home or flying to another state, I'm proud to note that I've accompanied clients to Spain, the south of France, Italy, Las Vegas, Mexico, Puerto Rico, Nashville, Atlanta, and Atlantic city.
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I have an athletic build with toned arms and long, muscular legs. My dark hair and tattoos hint at an artistic bent and DIY punk spirit, yet I am more than capable of cleaning up nicely to present myself as neat and sophisticated arm candy for you.
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I grew up in rural coal country here in Pennsylvania and bring salt of the earth wit and humor from my upbringing to our time together. I can be bawdy and brash but I'm also sweet and solicitous, and will enjoy the outdoors with you or demonstrate my education and dynamic personality over conversation and a sumptuous meal. The pet names that come out of my mouth are habitual - I see the best in people and warm to it. I hope to help you to resist the grind whenever possible.
With me, you can take a moment to prioritize softness, tenderness, and connection.
My nature is nurturing, fun, passionate, mischievous - and insatiable.
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By Moonlight
If you're looking for the quintessential courtesan - don't worry, I'll blow your mind once we're alone, but I also pride myself on being an intellectual omnivore and someone who loves to learn. My training and career prior to my journey as a companion has provided me with insight into a variety of topics in health and medicine. I graduated summa cum laude with both bachelor and master of science degrees. If you've been dreaming of a down to earth yet incorrigible slut who's also an intrepid yes woman - I've arrived. Dinner date and a show? Museum? Expedition? Maybe never leaving bed? Let me whisper in your ear - with me, you get whatever you want.
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Some things I love: thoughtful slow talkers, travel, oysters, caneles, an old fashioned, Gustave Flaubert, the Allman Brothers, absurd antihumor, online ephemera, dance music & sludge metal, iconoclasts & rebels, everything counterculture



Sweet Nothings.
I love to serve as your companion and muse on outings, taking in culture, eating well and being hedonists. My passport is ready and I'm a capable guide when necessary. Allow me to spend time at your side laughing and touching while we explore your favorite destination... or whatever your heart desires.
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Naomi Waits is mobile throughout the Lehigh Valley, Philadelphia, North/Central NJ, NYC and others/FMTY on request.